Ms. Muffinstuff

Today I am happy.

Why?

Because I'm wearing a new pair of jeans, that don't sprout mighty muffing tops from the waistband and didn't cost a fortune. They aren't quite as high-waisted as I'd like, but neither do they show off my undies if I bend over.

So I call that a win.

My threadbare standby's are headed for the trash.

And I am happy.